Rushmore was really great, and the “O-R they?” line gets me every single time...but picking that above The Big Lebowski is some contrarian bullshit.

This is a fucking awesome day, and no pack of whining Millennial Eeyores is going to ruin it. Huzzah and l’chaim, you all!

Charge of the Bud Light Brigade

Free speech is only protection from government, dummy.

“You people”

Kindly go fuck yourself.

He was free to express himself. And he was free to get his ass kicked. The system still works. 

I work in high level federal vulnerability management. Commercial/small size businesses like this with no dedicated IT team or procedures that occupy certain industry verticals, such as private health, are actually the prime targets for cyber exploit, by far. By faaaaaarrrrrrrrr. Helluva lot easier to gain entry or…

My own take on ‘The Death Of Superman’ is a bit different. It was the era of ‘Wall Street’,  Gordon Gekko and Beany Babies collectors. Comics producers decided to switch from mass entertainment to the ‘collectibles’ market. They began producing upscale comic books to be ‘collected’ as investments instead of actually…

If not, you can always fall back on copy editing.

Oh boy. What has the AV Club comments section become? It used to be a place where people, generally, read and understood things; where good discussions took place. It’s disheartening to see what the Kinja generation brought with it. This article was insightful, well-written and timely. So naturally the majority of the…

Of the six schools I’ve worked at (ranging from small DIIIs to huge DI Power 5 schools), five have had toxic cultures within the football programs that enabled/covered up: assault, illegal possession/discharge of a firearm, widespread and coordinated academic dishonesty, abusive coaching staffs, car theft, and drug…

We’re getting to the point where you have to wonder what schools don’t have a toxic culture in one or many sports.

RENDEZVOUS A TEMECULA

I wouldn’t be surprised, though, if Rackstraw turned out to be Doobie Keebler.

“That was a weird one!”

Have you considered establishing a massive Fortnite tournament that coincides with the playoffs?

I love that the American Dream of one day getting rich is the brass ring that keeps most people voting like idiots against their own self-interest. One day they may need the tax break that the 1% get, and may be able to pay for private schools and private healthcare and be able to be “better” than the people that they…

I’ve heard of ASMR but only just now explored what it is and now I want to punch all of the whispering people in their stupid mouths.

It’s just like my dad always says: [three minute voicemail of car noises and talk radio muffled by his pocket]

[Pedantic comment warning.]