Well Koren would probably still mean middle class immigrants and first generation who can afford to send their kids to tutoring every day. There’s still a segment of the Asian population that struggles a lot with poverty who would benefit from rules like this and they’re totally being excluded from this “your being…

Exactly. As a life-long Met fan, I can assure those that have any doubts that the Mets find more embarrassing ways to lose on and off the field than any other sports franchise.

I wish the Mets were that “embarrassing.”

If MLB contracted the Mets, I’d be really mad about it for a couple days, and then the rest of my life would go much more smoothly.*

Do you guys have editors?

I served in Dank Flt, Meme Sqn, 420 Reddit Wing and I take umbrage with this notion.

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

Matt Harvey traded for Devin Mesoraco....

I choose to believe that this greentext from 4chan about Bauer is 100% true.

Bill Maher is trash.

I have read the entire article and still, for the life of me, I can not decode that title.

“I wasn’t a sweaty nerd, more of an Ethlete.”

Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why Ned had thought that, we would know a lot more about the nature of the show than we do now.

I would think petunias and ‘Oh, no. Not again.’

Fuck this beetle

I think people are seriously underestimating just how widespread Tarantino’s POV was at that time, in both the filmmaking and critical community.

Jumping a turnstile is a common enough thing—I have done it, and if you live in New York City there’s a good chance you have too

BoJack is aware that his behavior hurts the people he cares about, and he feels guilty that they suffer as a result, and he’s finally working up the nerve to try and change that behavior. Part of his self-loathing feedback loop, and also his motivation for trying to break out of those destructive patterns, is that…