Zhu’s kings were of spades and hearts, which were the same as Manion’s aces. If Zhu a hearts or spades flush came up as the final hand, Manion had him covered either way.

Univision bought The Onion and the AV Club. Univision also bought GMG and then put all their online media under one umbrella called FMG. Univision then mismanaged all of it spectacularly, and are now trying to sell it all after forcing buyouts on everyone.

It’s their actual name, with their actual spelling choice. It’s stupid as shit, but if you’re a reporter you go for accuracy. It’s moot now, of course. Since they’re changing back to Tribune Publishing. Even they realized how fucking stupid it was.

My father is and was a great parent and we have a wonderful relationship, but he was first a Dodger and then a Mets fan, and brought me up as a Mets fan too. It might be the worst parenting mistake he ever made.

It would also be very, very Mets to have this comment come from them.

It’s not just middle class Chinese parents. I went to Stuyvesant (and asian kids did indeed make up 60% of the student population). The large majority of the asian students at the school when I was there were Korean. Not putting a judgement on this—just making a statement of fact.

Sure, I agree. I actually was also a Jets fan (to complete to the NY sports misery trifecta) until I stopped following football five or so years ago (The domestic violence stuff and Goodell’s judge jury and executioner schtick and everything else horrible about the league wore me down). And like you I live 3000 miles…

Wow. That only makes them like 80% of all sports fans in America.

Stanton batted .281/.376/.631 last year with a 7.6 bWAR. Yelich batted .282/.369/.439 with a 3.9 bWAR. You could say Yelich was having a down year while Stanton was having a career year, but really Yelich’s numbers are right in line with his career. Stanton certainly has been up and down (and his first season with the…

The Yankees are more institutionally embarrassing than the Mets?

Also, there’s the line “in light of texts sent by Hines by Davenport” which I’m guessing means “sent by Hines to Davenport” but may mean “sent yo Hines by Davenport.”

This is just more evidence that if cops aren’t doing anything wrong, they should be happy to have bodycams and dashcams and make sure they’re on and in working order.

This deal seems done already. I click on the link and it only has options to buy it from 3rd party sellers for $190 and up.

This deal seems done already. I click on the link and it only has options to buy it from 3rd party sellers for $190…

Is there nothing this man doesn’t get from Costco?

Jokes at the Mets expense are fun and all, and lord knows they deserve it. BUT—Pregnancies aren’t actually 9 months long. They’re 40 weeks. That put’s conception at least a week earlier than he was traded. Perhaps they were having sex to comfort him for being on such a shitty team.

Oh good, another Yankees-Red Sox division race. Fucking kill me now.

Oh, and he tried to force the city to extend his term to 4/1/02 for “emergency” reasons and threatened to challenge the law imposing term limits if he wasn’t given that extension. Somehow, the extension wasn’t granted and the term limits remained intact (just long enough for Bloomberg to flout them).

Rudy did tons regarding 9/11:

Isn’t Aquaman the Aquaman of superheroes?

So I don’t think I can in good conscience listen to any new music this man makes.