High jinks huh? Is he gonna get really stoned and try to put a curse on Orbit?

Nobody cares where you went to college

Let’s not let accuracy or consistency get in the way of a killer closing line

Luke Broadwater? Sure it wasn’t Scott Templeton?

“Hey! Hey! HEY! HEY! HEY! RAAAAAWWWWRRR” *throws golf ball*

5 iron from 150? Get that club head speed up bruh

Killer rebuttal! Got him!

He doesn’t deserve to have an opinion?

I actually am going outside for a hike right now, thanks! Mt Sanitas outside Boulder CO if you’d like to join, you can’t suck my dick though.

“Barry just worded it poorly.”

Fair enough, I guess for me as soon as the kids get involved it just crosses the line. It’s not that I think Popovich is at fault for being pissed at Zaza and going off about it, and Pop probably shouldn’t be expected to anticipate that knuckleheads are going to threaten people’s families over it, it’s just that if…

“But it’s hard to pick sides here.”

“These people” aren’t here. They are over at Fox News along with an audience I would guess is much larger than the entire Kinja network.

Quin Snyder looks like Danny Ocean is about to tell him he danced through a laser field to steal a fake egg.

You blew it with the correctly placed apostrophe

The lesson here is to never ever listen to anything Taylor Twellman says. Apparently he’s used to playing on 150 yard fields

Spoken like someone who doesn’t follow football at all

Tim Connelly 4 lyfe

“Top-Ranked Chess Grandmaster Throws Game In Protest After Just Five Moves”

Where’s Mike Honcho when you need him?