meetmeattheregalbeagle
MeetmeattheRegalBeagle
meetmeattheregalbeagle

Lol, this site is the place where I read them. Idk how long you’ve been hanging around here but there used to be a daily blind item post. Yes, it was cdan but I read them and the comments here.

I also recall some gossip sites implying she was involved with a very high-end “catering service” that put out a coffee table book of their associates in Helmut Newtonesque style photos, and she was featured. I don’t remember the name of the book, but it was a room number. This was pre-Nashville by several years.

I decided not to have children, literally because I wanted to ensure the cycle of abuse was broken, and I just couldn’t promise myself I would never ever do any of what my parents did to me. I know I would never purposely hurt any child, but I’m emotionally broken, sometimes, and I don’t know what impact that would

Wait, you mean I get to eat meat AND I never have to see Beyonce ever again? Pinch me, I’m dreaming!

SPOILER ALERT: All of them

She captured my heart when she lit up a carrot. Never change, Lil Tay!

Little Tay’s inspiration

You know Stephen Baldwin is shaking down his son-in-law for cash.

Based on some blind items, I think she’s very possibly a mean girl in sweetheart’s clothing a la Julia Roberts, so maybe she’s actually been dating on her level this whole time.

That sort of makes sense though. He’s an actor who is good at getting publicity. He probably doesn’t know much about running a non-profit, construction, or finance. He should be there to get publicity and money and then should step away and let others run it.  Apparently those others did a pretty bad job, but I’m not

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This was the first thing that came to mind when I saw this article.

Jennifer will be 90 years old and there will still be tabloid stories that she’s pregnant with Brad’s baby. It’s a SCIENCE MIRACLE! Jen and Brad become the first 90 year olds to have a baby! Jen is overjoyed! Brad is back on diaper duty! “I’m so glad we waited” a source says.

Any editors on weekends?

I really like AOC’s policies, but the response of her colleagues seems pretty human; haven’t most of us been annoyed at a new coworker who shows up with grand ideas (that are potentially great and wonderful!) and starts pushing for them without even getting a sense of how those ideas might have failed in the past, or

Digital snitches get digital stitches

THANK YOU. I was so confused, and then it just went entirely unmentioned so I thought maybe this was a known thing that everyone knew about except me?

My thoughts exactly.

Ouch.

Fat girl angle shot!