Read this is Charlie Day’s voice
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Make that the lid of a reusable cup because I’m betting the plastic lids that are thrown away in tandem with said straws are probably equally bad.
When Trump says, or tweets, anything it is always projection. If he says he talked to all his military leaders, it means he didn’t. If he says someone or something is losing support, it means he is losing support. If he says other GOP members failed to pass his agenda, it means he failed to pass his agenda. Whatever,…
Whenever I’m stressed I have dreams about my teeth falling out and now I’m going to be even more stressed that my teeth are actually going to fall out.
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Hello, Comrades! Want to boogie?
whoops! will fix.
Brad, don’t let your Water Run Dry
Brad, she’s not coming back. You may as well get up now.
HAHAHAHA! Omg! This is horrible!!!!
He’s Cotton Hill, with valium and shins.
It sounds like it was a rejected plot on The Mick. What an ignorant person bleggh
They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.”
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When he was a 5th grader in Ottawa, Canada, Matthew Perry (with the help of a friend) beat up a young Justin Trudeau.…
Not if he keeps making movies like “Noah”.
With every dreadful day that passes, I get closer and closer to actually believing Donald Trump won’t make it four…
Maybe MAYBE it’s possible that you’re having drunk sex with your girlfriend and while your going at it normally on one of the thrusts your dick comes out and then hit her butt but you don’t know cuz you’re just chugging along and shit now she’s crying and ok it’s honey I’m sorry I didn’t mean to I didn’t even know I…
Never forget.