What is it? Vasalgel is a gel that can be injected (through the scrotum, it only hurts for a second, don’t be a baby)

Somehow, I feel like The Onion headline, “Man Who Thought He’d Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn’t Even Know He Still Had”, is a good description of waking up every day to things like this. Life never stops punching you, does it?