Whew. Man. A Cardinal hasn’t upset Irishmen this bad since Connell in 2002

first season prediction: they maximize myriad robust synergies whilst simultaneously leveraging pre-existing yet forward looking infrastructure methodologies. also, lose a lot.

Go to better restaurants.

Oldest trick in the book. Jimmy’s gonna fill his bindle with everyone else’s clothes.

You guys texted before posting, didn’t you?

Oh come on. Are you serious?

“Welp, so much for White privilege.”

Susan resurfaces!

Do they pay shit or do they pay the norm for non-skilled labor. Understand that if the job requires no experience/intelligence its reflected in the pay. This isnt some confusing thing. This is how the world works. I know this is hard for the liberals to understand. The more education/training/difficult/dangerous the…

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

YOUR 32 PART SERIES LAMBASTING EVERY TEAM IS ONLY BIASED AGAINST MINE!!!!

Holy shit, when did SB Nation commenters get here?

“See you in the playoffs”

This is going to put a lot of 40 year old women Cardinals fans in a real tight spot. Do you write a horrible thing on twitter about YADI not being a leader anymore and a punk, or do you write a horrible thing on twitter about the man you keep telling your kids you’d leave their dad for?

Yes you should! Trust me; I am an experienced driver.

Audience of NBC Sports today:

As a deft, experienced driver, I would advise they keep their hands at 10 and 2 in future races.

Such poor planning. No security, or velvet ropes, and you arrange the expensive ass art like a giant game of fucking dominoes.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.