Whew. Man. A Cardinal hasn’t upset Irishmen this bad since Connell in 2002

first season prediction: they maximize myriad robust synergies whilst simultaneously leveraging pre-existing yet forward looking infrastructure methodologies. also, lose a lot.

Go to better restaurants.

Oldest trick in the book. Jimmy’s gonna fill his bindle with everyone else’s clothes.

You guys texted before posting, didn’t you?

Oh come on. Are you serious?

“Welp, so much for White privilege.”

Susan resurfaces!

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

YOUR 32 PART SERIES LAMBASTING EVERY TEAM IS ONLY BIASED AGAINST MINE!!!!

Holy shit, when did SB Nation commenters get here?

“See you in the playoffs”

This is going to put a lot of 40 year old women Cardinals fans in a real tight spot. Do you write a horrible thing on twitter about YADI not being a leader anymore and a punk, or do you write a horrible thing on twitter about the man you keep telling your kids you’d leave their dad for?

Yes you should! Trust me; I am an experienced driver.

Audience of NBC Sports today:

As a deft, experienced driver, I would advise they keep their hands at 10 and 2 in future races.

When you become outraged at everything, you are outraged at nothing.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

Pretty sure “fucking” is one of the seven words you can’t use to describe the FCC.

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.