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Reminds me of some Vladimir Guerrero bullets from right field to home when he was with the Expos. Now excuse me while I sob quietly in the corner with my ‘spos hat. Oh yeah, fuck you Loria, you worthless !#$!$ mother#$!! ... I’m okay.

Tough call, his toe might have touched the plate before the tag but ... ump is always right.

All culpable, murderous *cunts.

Not sure that it is any consolation but you have a 55 year old father of 2, who’s witnessed two miscarriages, and two abortions, sobbing at his keyboard by the end of that story. My condolences to you both, I know how much it hurts.

Slogan: Nespresso, better than Starbucks.

Slogan: Nespresso, better than Starbucks.

This is a slam dunk as far as anything related to gawker media is concerned.

Also a bigger cross and possibly a penchant for gay bathroom sex. think Ted Cruz only he stayed in Canada.

Even during the darkest days of the Harper regime I never even once considered moving south. You guys are fucking nuts.

She should start shooting Trump supporters on 5th ave. That’ll get her some coverage.

... burying it in an undisclosed location?

If you’re annoyed by this you’re probably not a Canadian.

Ugh. This new circle jerk between the UK and the US is making me uncomfortable.

I was going to ask the same, but you did it better so I’ll leave it to you. Bonne chance.

I keep waiting for her tongue to dart out and snatch a fly in mid-air.

This is the look

The real story here is that April Fools in the internet era is done, kaput, no more. Move on.

Sounds like “just another day” in texas, why would they kill him. Must have been something else. Probably killed him because he was mentally ill. That makes sense.

Hey, let’s start a site called Mawker and make fun of Gawker and Hulk Hogan.

what they don’t tell you ... using assault rifles