Autograph hawks are indeed annoying dicks. I’ve seen dudes wheel two large garbage cans worth of stuff to a session, and demand that they’re even signed in certain styles. At least have the decency to, I dunno, try to get two or three items signed at a time? Or to not be a prick about it?

BAD advice. That’s the quickest way to get a reputation as a leech or a momma’s boy (he always has to bum rides off someone), and at the same time, he turns into the insufferable person in any scenario talking about how his index fund is better than a car. And girls? I wouldn’t have said a second word to a guy who…

I don’t even read comment sections and yet the suggestion of “DON’T BUY A CAR” on a car website was so dire that I found myself summoned as if by a brace of wizards.

The “if you don’t like that” call from the Kings home announcer is really fucking annoying. He did it on Boogie highlight this week as well.

All this time I’ve been getting it wrong?? Next thing you’re going to tell me my job doesn’t have French benefits

I bet he got dumped by Little Debbie.

I’ve been watching him closely this season, and Lebron is a really good athlete, imo.

I still play every day. I’m not sure why. It’s just passive fun. One day it will be better and I’ll be the very best!

Let me start by saying I am sorry for your loss and sharing football with your dad is a cool thing that I wish I got to enjoy.

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

“See??? This is what I was talking about- arming bears!” said an increasingly confused Betsy DeVos, as blood trickles out of her ear.

Giz Media has had a hate boner for Uber for years, long before Trump came along. They also get sweet ad money from Lyft so don’t expect any serious investigation into their bullshit.

The things that blows my mind about this are manyfold.

So, to summarize, “if you buy less stuff you’ll get to financial independence sooner.” Wow, who would of thought? Such deep insight. Have we become so dumbed down that we need an article to tell us this?

Heh, the only comment I have is that you’re implying that the Court is not already an unelected legislature and will only become one after this confirmation. The Court has been an unelected legislature for as long as most of us have been alive and I am firmly convinced that it is the reason that we’re so polarized…

The “standard rules” were always able to be rewritten at a moment’s notice by whoever holds a majority position in the Senate though.

I really wish you guys wouldn’t run headlines like this...

Steve Bannon looks like he’s just one order away from having his next pizza from Papa John’s free.

God damn it, Drew. LET ME HAVE THIS ONE THING, ASSHOLE.