It’s the concession prices that keep me away from the stadium. I can find cheap Yankees or Mets tickets on Stubhub. But once I’m inside, I have to drop at least $25 for a hot dog and a beer, which makes hot dogs and beers -- and, by extension, baseball -- considerably less enjoyable.

Just for fun, somebody introduce him to cocaine. I want to see what happens.

In accordance with his cheese-heavy contract, Jimmy Butler renamed the American Airlines Arena “The Kitchen,” because if you can’t stand the Heat...

Just a little extra work while y’all in your third dream.

“Siri, what does ‘Nikola Jokic’ translate to in English?”

Ahhhh I see. I believe that kids call that “resting piss face” 

If you’re making in 6 months what he makes in a game, congrats on being very rich!

He looks like every apprentice Plumber I’ve ever seen my main guy bring around on jobs to yell at in Polish.

Ain’t no Cousins apologizing for butt stuff down here.

Khalil Mack was also an unannounced guest when he came in to sack Cousins on air because there was no one who bothered to stop him.

They also have this paper thing with staples that is causing some financial issues. 

Yeah, this issue came up on the Salty Waitress column over on the Takeout a couple weeks ago.

Speaking as pro-employee, restaurants should integrate the costs of employee health insurance into their pricing. Restaurants who insist on this surcharge are, as you say, just passive-aggressively complaining about…

Wow. You mean a sports website where they deliberately “stick to sports” is suffering financially? It’s too bad I can’t think of any other websites where that would be considered useful information...

But I love reading Deadspin on my phone and having a million videos automatically start playing without me clicking on them. So convenient and hands-free just like a Tesla! The pivot to video has worked wonders for them

As a middle aged, first generation, Desi guy; this was eye opening. My condolences to you and your family. I am sorry for your loss. I want to write more, but I will refrain. I am going to reread this again as I have nephews, nieces and sons and daughters of friends that feel this sense of alienation.

Go to bed.

Brown’s reaction upon reading the headline.

There is a second googly, and he is absolutely shocked that Antonio Brown was released.

I grew up in State College, I went to school with Sandusky’s kid, the one in prison for soliciting minors. I’ve been in Sandusky’s basement. I play tackle football in Sunset Park near Joepa’s place, pretending to be Shane Conlan or DJ Dozier. I know what that town is like, and how it venerated the football program.

It’s not about being loyal to a stranger, it’s contrarianism as performative intellectualism.