In my opinion, yes, because Inter Miami is short for Club Internacional de Miami, which, given that the team probably has international players, isn’t really wrong, while Real Salt Lake is just nonsensical.

I’ve always liked the fact that Houston - a city in the red-blooded American state of Texas - chose the moniker exclusively used by communist clubs.

Damn it, I thought it was what happened when six Mormons forced to live together stop being Polite Salt Lake and start being Real.

There’s a gross joke about how awesome it would be to be reincarnated as a bra or (Jeebus help me) a tampon. Honestly, I hope that these shitstains do get reincarnated thusly, especially as a tampon. Get used for less than a day & then live for thousands of years in the middle of a trash pile? That’s karmic justice…

+1, word-play champ, this just made me stomp my feet like I was playing double bass to a Metallica song.

Khmer for these comments.

If Ben wants to fuck off to Cambodia forever, that would be Phnompenhal.

Have you seen Pittsburgh strippers? It’s already a nightmare.

She’s performed well in her regular season appearances on The Good Place, shows great judgement.

As a Pats fan, can I recommend we splurge on the king-sized rocket to the sun and put Antonio Brown in there with him?

Big Ben sucks and I'm excited to see what Maya Rudolph can do in a new role 

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person.

Guys, I’m starting to think that Antonio Brown might be an asshole.

It’s almost like many/most Ivy League students get accepted based on their name/family/wealth rather than their academic acumen or intelligence. But surely that’s just crazy talk...

Tua lacks the study habits, doesn’t have a motor, football men agree. He doesn’t eat tape, relies too much on his athleticism. Doesn’t go through his reads, he’s naturally inclined to pull the ball down and run.

He’s 7'2". Nobody bullied him.

I would guess around the same time he stopped fouling Patrick Ewing and Shaquille O’Neal and got fitted with some excellent frames

When did Luc Longley stop looking like a 6th grade bully and start looking like a professor who got tenure at a community college?

I can’t wait for Tua’s press conference — the one where he announces he’s not entering the draft and returning to Alabama for his senior season.

I live in the Boston area and have met and worked with a number of former Harvard student athletes. And let me tell you... most of them have not been very bright.