What is that douche canoe laughing at? He couldnt do anything in Dallas or Houston.

The truly amazing thing about this whole campaign (and the 30 years that preceeded it) is how a woman who independent and impartial analysis rates as “somewhat better than the rest of ‘em”, with a 30 year record of public service in which her worst verifiable transgressions are “changed position on various social…

My money says that the people pushing that idea aren’t the smartest appl-WAIT SHIT.  

I think the most interesting part of this story is that somehow a bank once played for the Patriots

Because they told me Trump would run for President, I just said that.

a+ for even including “compare surface pro 4 and Binders With Paper”, amazing attention to detail.

Idea: 10
Execution: 10
Reminding me of that day my Windows 95 “Upgrade” was installed: 1.5

Wait a sec—is that really a blazer sweatsuit?

Someone should tell him they film a lot of these games.

Laying on the ground.

“I don’t see what you did there.”

Lifelong Tribe fan here. I wore a Chief Wahoo hat from ~1995 to a CLE-MIN game at Target Field last year. While waiting in line to get my ticket scanned, a Native American with a sign that said “MY HERITAGE IS NOT YOUR MASCOT” rolled up on me without a word, but a look that said “Dude, seriously?”

I’m unemployed. So I made $1 million every time I said it at the office this morning.

Shut the fuck up, Donny. 

I’m a Texans fan, and I approve this message.

It’s going to be a pretty dull Civil War until Newt appears stuffed into into his Spider-Man attire.

I hope Christopher Meloni comes back to guest star as that cat.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

"it's called society, taco"