They’re also.... not that great of movies. They’re decent entertainment if you’re on an airplane and forgot to bring a book, but I certainly wouldn’t spend money on them even if JKR and Depp weren’t trash.

Man, Megyn Kelley is gonna be so pissed when she finds out that Stacey Abrams is actually Liberal Santa Claus.

Arm the Juggalos.  That’s all I’m saying.

So far all of the legal challenges have been immediately dismissed. We may end up with a recount or two, but I don’t currently see any actual path of argument to the Supreme Court.

I’ve been tutoring this undergrad in pharmacology and Wednesday he wanted to talk “about the election”. I know he’s pretty conservative, but I was wrecked from Tuesday night, so against my better judgement I did. Anyway, it was a long and annoying conversation, and it ended with him crying and telling me that I was…

But what the dems are really good at is colluding with russia to lose their own election so they can be mean to Trump for four years!

As a European that ‘socialism is worse’ really drives me nuts.

Man, us Demoncrats are really shitty at fixing elections, making them so close and nerve-wracking and all, and not winning back the Senate and taking control of all of the state legislatures. We really suck!

There’s just still that deep fear that you’re gonna wake up and find out that suddenly out of nowhere it all went Waddles’ way again. The country will never survive four more years of his gassy inept blubbering and the endless schemes, scams and cons. I mean look at him, listen to him, he’s not even a normal human…

Just a note: as far as I can tell Frump was never winning. At no point in the many newscasts I’ve been watching has he been over Biden in votes or electoral numbers. He was down in many states that were still counting on Tuesday when he first made the victory claim.

There are valid concerns about hacking.

I haaaaaaaatttte RyanAir, but that tweet? **chef’s kiss**.

That was one of the most unpresidential acts ever. Using the press room and office to damage the democratic process.

He already poisoned politics for the next decade. Americans still don’t realize how bad this is.

The GOP has massive amounts of evidence of voter and election fraud based on a collection of tweets and Facebook posts.

If someone does actually manage to convince him that he needs to be present at the inauguration, he'll be doing that pouty crossed-arms toddler pose for sure.

Trump admitted his evil, racist calculus tonight. He knew that black people who are predominantly killed by COVID would vote by mail. He and his cronies did all they could to ensure their votes would be the last to count. All so he can tell the lie that votes from Philadelphia, Detroit, Atlanta are illegal as he did…

I am forced to conclude that DJ Marshmellow has an exceedingly tiny dick.

It was at this very moment when the thief realized that he should have spent more time on Jalopnik studying up on turning radius.