Can someone check in on Donnie Berko and his awful LONA wife and make sure the KGB haven’t done them in already?

Especially when they claim all Democrats are Marxist, Communist, and Socialist.

It’s also true that the meaning of any “socialist” label applied to any Democrat presidential candidate is closer to the meaning of the word “bogeyman” than reality.  So while it’s possible that the “unable to escape their “socialist” shadow” argument might have some truth, that term would be applied to anyone running…

Not sure you can lay claim to the label of “advanced democracy” when you’re having fights about whether to count votes, with the current leaders of the government being on the side of “Don’t count the votes.”

I would LOVE if Nancy and Chuck got pushed aside finally. How many times can they snatch defeat from the jaws of victory and be allowed to keep leadership?

I wouldn’t have thought it was possible, but someone managed to capture every nuance of 2020 in a single photo:

DINO, maybe?  Democrat In Name Only?

I am clinging to that hope, but sexist young asshole white male republicans tend to have the staying power of cockroaches. 

Something tells me this kid in no way expected to win and is now all “oh fuck wait what does this mean? what do i have to do? i just wanna play xbox and treat women like shit without anyone getting on my case about it”

God I despise Capitalism. 

If only liberals had the extremists the Right so wants us to have.

This reminds me of Dinner for Schmucks. Lets get people to make fools of themselves and then tell them they won something. 

Yet another reminder that we live in a boring dystopia. 

I know a lot of people who used to work for Gamestop, and each and every one of them has described their time with the company as hellish.

Holy shit this is fucking terrible! Gamestop leadership is literally telling it’s employees to dance for peanuts

“Dance you stupid pitiful monkeys! Dance for your overlords!”

Wait... This isn’t a joke? I thought it was some Onion-ass satire when I heard about it earlier this week.

It’s definitely a bad look for them. Sure, they’re not doing much but giving away money in a different method, but I’m really surprised someone at some point didn’t see the optics of that. It feels a little “Hey slaves, dance for me and the best ones can get extra work!”

Absolutely shocked that a woman in her 40's who started a makeup feud with someone who wasn’t old enough to drink, also has no scruples when it comes to other parts of her life.