I think someone else nailed it when they said that the dress looks like a leopard had rolled around in a box of fruity pebbles. Or did they say fruit loops? In any event, I think the fruity pebbles description is better.

One such employee is still at large. Police have released this sketch:

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Enjoy the veal and tip your wait staff.

Ba-dum-tish!

Psh, when I get 100 balls for my birthday everyone just slut-shames me :(

I totally feel you on this statement... I tried to reply earlier and jezebel screwed up and deleted everything I typed and posted a link to an article instead. Anyway, I used to be a model many years ago, but have always had naturally large breasts, even when a size 00. I am far from that size now, as I had a baby…

I decided to put on a bikini for the first time since I was 11 years old (does that even count?) when I traveled to Ghana a few weeks ago. I too said screw the fat shaming and decided I'd love myself to be sexy in my skin, even at a size 16. Screw what people think/say/fart we're fabulous!

I'm trying to be nice.

All that for an 8-year, tops, marriage?

I knew I liked you.