I’ve always thought the hedgehog/Guy Fieri pairing was one for the hall of fame.

You know what sounds more like a money hustle to me? This Hot Take. When’s the last time Damon Wayans did anything even remotely culturally relevant? Sit the fuck down, Major Payne.

what’s the word for that thing when you can’t tell if an article is parody or not

THEY JUST WANT SOME STRONG MALE FIGURES OK

The bean flicking sign is more of a public service announcement. Hey ladies, we are terrible at sex and created this handy sign as a reminder.