I worked at a bakery when I was younger and I’ll never forget when our executive pastry chef passed away.

So Greg smirked at me like the little shit-weasel he was and said, “Honey, you’re too sad. I want this place to be like Disneyland, and there’s no sad people at Disneyland.”

“...and THAT’S why you should never be a racist, xenophobic, classist asshole.”