True; as Marge Simpson said “Of course you’ll have a bad impression of New York if you only focus on the Pimps and C.H.U.D.s.” And the same holds for most places; most things in life, in general, since we often focus on the negative.

On the bright side, EatDatPussy445 lost a bunch of weight.

I haven’t lived in Philly since 2009. In 2005 I went to an Eagles tailgate and witnessed an Eagles fan peg a football at a Raiders fan in a Moss jersey. The guy turned around and looked like he wanted to fight because, duh, Raiders fan, and then he seemed to remember where he was.

No.

Isn’t it bad enough that she already looks like she fell face first through a Plinko machine?

Car batteries.

Kellyanne Conway.

“Here’s our 100 year old stadium. That’s cool right?”

She asked a friend to lie for her to “ruin” his career. When you do that , you lose credibility. It’s a disservice to all women who have been assaulted.

Don’t tread on me!

But by all means, beat the piss out of my sister.

I agree. I’m fine with players hitting and raping women. But don’t disrespect Merica.

for the sexual thrill

Lucky for this bar brawling, boob-grabbing domestic abuser that he didn’t take a knee during the anthem, or his career would be over.

A close call, I think we can all agree.

Hopefully the fans of America’s Team™ can put this suspension in proper perspective.

why people draft before the 3rd preseason game is beyond me.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer franchise.

It won’t be the last time Zeke crosses the line and gets 6.

I bet Zeke stole that dude’s dog.

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