What an idiot. Festivus is MONTHS away...smh.

It’s a tragedy that this young man didn’t get to grow up and die of CTE.

Yeah, but only because their players are better.

Nope, just head. Shoulders are about even.

Yeah, but did you see the way he broke the huddle? Top shelf.

At least Glennon knew how to break a huddle, so they’re still one step ahead of the Jets.

This is taking his role as a beat writer to an extreme.

But but but team building! Its not like anyone could have seen that a training routine for navy seals would get a teenager killed. Navy seals training is totally safe for all! And all these young men will be stronger for the experience anyway, harder tougher warriors.

the ultimate log off

I knew that whole “Dad Muscles” thing was a myth.

Well I’ve never talked to LeBron and you don’t see people making a big deal out of that.

Phoenix is a good fit. The Suns will revolve around him, like ours does.

It was like he was off in (on?) his own little world (disc? damnifiknow).

What about bone spurs? I hear those can keep you from joining the military.

I’m still down with this dude. Mock drafts? Cmon. They are the lamest part of fantasy.

little known fact: Bartolo Colon has undergone 2 Jimmy Johns surgeries.

Everyone has that one guy in the group who came up with a modestly funny prank, but then won’t stop doing it, to the point where he now is annoying as fuck. Yet when you punch him in the dick after the 1000th time he did it, you’re the asshole who can’t take a joke.

Yes, whether it’s repairing the destruction caused by years of participation in sports, the nascent steps into facial reconstruction in World War I, or darn near anything in-between, we never want for reminders that the human body is little more than a moist sack of meat!

This wouldn’t be a problem if the cities just donated a few hundred million tax dollars and constructed new purpose built stadiums.