Looking like a damn unopened Pokémon ball.

“You’re a big man.”

Um, no, Chris, you’re the big man. Too big according to my body fat chart.

No, he ate one of them.

He chased them with queso!

I hate to be the bearer of bad news...

Chris Christie, leaning back.

But did he chase the Bratwursts on the field during the race?

Woe be to Trump the day he learns he can’t just fire Pence on a whim.

Bless your heart.

Having spent a lot of time with kindergarteners, I’d say Trump’s understanding of the way law enforcement works is probably not too far off from a five year old boy’s. Think of it: They both cannot fathom that the police would ever be wrong. They both like the idea of lights and sirens and big blaster guns that go…

And in Mexico City, we have this....

So many things I retweeted last night...

This wouldn’t be the first time in history police are told to not follow the rules...

I wonder if he’s ever had a normal interaction - ie: one that doesn’t involve them being paid to tolerate his shit - with any human being!

Every time the dude opens his mouth something bad happens. He has never, at any time, had any normal interactions with anyone.

Rep. Waters is so cool. (And drolly hilarious Officer Joseph is right up there with the congresswoman.) I wish she was representing my district.

Posted elsewhere, as well, but I’ve been thinking recently that at some point Trump is going to start believing this is true and woe be to Pence the day that happens.

I wonder if Trump has ever had a “normal” interaction with a police officer before. I assume he’s had his own security his whole adult life and has been driven everywhere since he was born. However, I don’t find anything about his speech surprising at all. It was in character. I would have been more shocked if he…

That picture is adorable AF. Also, I love the Sailor in the background who looks like he just saw Santa Claus.