rich white guys are constant marks. They’re always looking for something that will mark them as better, like Patrick Bateman obsessing over business cards. They are often willfully stupid and/or naive.

Part of what makes great athletes great is their unwavering belief that they can solve anything with hard work and discipline. They will credit all of their success to this hard work and don’t allow for the fact that they are genetic freaks in the top 0.001% of the population. They, along with the rest of us, assign…

For as long as dentists remain in practice.

+1 Greg Schiano endorsement

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I still prefer Brady’s old trainer...

That one porn issue a year seems to keep them in the green, somehow.

Caminiti stores about 12 bottles in his goody bag. He described n-acetyl cysteine as something that “helps you recover” and bromelain as a “natural anti-inflammatory.” Next, Caminiti produced something called milk thistle. “It massages your liver,” he said.

Oh come now! He’s not WILLFULLY stupid! In fact he is very smart and such a good boy! Oh yes he is!

but if you think that his relationship with a ridiculous fraud who sells “recovery sleepwear” has anything to do with that accomplishment, you are either incredibly naive or willfully stupid.

This just in; rich people aren’t smart! Film at 11.

Donald Trump is obviously the worst president the United States has had in the past half century

IRL Beavis.

Good kid there. Good kid.

Your kid seems a good kid. Continue raising her that way. :)

Also, my 10 year old has just informed me that she recognizes him from whatever Bizaardvark is, and that “he is stupid.”

I hear they have good porn.

Dad? Is that you?

I think you missed one

A wise man once said: Fuck off you twat.