No way. As long as the owners are making more than the players, I’m all for the players taking every penny they can.

The meme isn’t complete until somebody hides in the bushes and jumps out to block the dunk.

Kids today, smh. I realize this might not get you a lot of ‘likes’ on social media but when I was younger we’d record ourselves doing ‘drive-by fundamentals challenges’ on people’s driveways. Can you execute a sound chest pass? Can you correctly switch on D? Can you box out for a rebound? And then we’d take the VHS…

Looks like a great way for white kids to just have some good clean fun and black kids to get shot by police.

Stay white, and you’ll be alright.

Next meme of the summer: The Drive to the Hospital Before Going Into Shock Challenge

When we run out of rich people who see sports event attendance as a luxury item that can show off, and less rich people who are way too emotionally invested in the teams they follow.

Something has to give right? I mean, who’s going to be able to afford to go to these games. At some point, the common person isn’t. Hell, I was just reading the Buck’s tickets are going up 70% for the new arena. I’m not about to drop $100/ticket. I can afford it but that’s just stupid.

For another, the Warriors will pay fans back the cost of their PSLs after 30-years, making this functionally a zero-interest loan.

Never. Seriously.

Yeah, but look at all the amenities you get a with a PSL. There’s um...free air! You also have the right to stop showing up if the Warriors start losing! And if the team moves you probably won’t even have to keep for paying for seats!

When will we as a society start saying “fuck off?” Seriously.

The Warrior will also accept 60% ownership in your start up.

Wait, are you supposed to stop somersaulting off your parents bed at some age? Certainly not by 32, right?

Bart Oates: C'mon Carl. Ya gotta do it brother. Ya gotta go all the way. Do it for Tuna, do it for L.T. C'mon man, this is our house. This is Linda's house. We gotta run a trap and you gotta lay a big hurt on Linda.

Shelly, don't refer to V.Stiviano as a mistress, please. She is a Chechnyan prostitute and you will refer to her as such.

Sterling's next excuse: He fell victim to the Foreigner belt. He's just a Dirty White Boy.

Master Sterling is what he wishes his players would call him.

This isn't quite Bart Oates trying to get Carl to kill Linda Hamilton, but it's still awesome.