I don’t think it’s impossible, but right after describing the marriage he says he sorry for what happened to her in her own home. Presumably the vision was the Ramsey wedding, otherwise why the condolences immediately afterward?

Remember what Olenna said to Jaime, though, about really loving Cersei. Hell, the very first episode ending with him (attempting to) kill a kid while muttering, “The things I do for love.”Nobody loved the Mad King, especially not a guy the king ordered to kill his dad while he blew up the city.

I wouldn’t count out Beathard just yet. Sounds like the kid has a pretty strong arm.

I may be biased as a straight man with a beard, but beards are hot and sexy. The Amish have got that going for them at least.

Whenever I hear bad braces stories, it brings “Last Exit to Springfield” to mind and I hear Homer’s voice.

That’s pretty damn tolerant of the race that produced Donald Trump.

Jake Plummer?

Jack Chick lied; the spell to get your parents to buy more D&D is bullshit. I got a Player’s Handbook for X-Mas and was told thereafter that they aren’t spending $30 on a book anymore and that I needed to get a damn job to support my new interest.

Why do you hate America?

This is why soccer isn’t more popular in America- not enough surreptitious handjobs.

That kinda sums up my feelings on the scene. If they reversed the pan by starting at Theon then moving to Sansa to end the scene I think it’s less objectionable (but still dips in to the whole ‘rape as a plot device’ thing). As-is, I think the Ramsey scene was much better than Sansa’s near-rape during the riots with…

Hell, Obamacare quite possibly saved my life just a couple months ago. I had a nasty cough and felt pretty lousy for a couple weeks which pre-insurance I’d have just waited out. Thanks to Obama and the Congressional Dems, I was able to have a PCP visit where he realized that I had dangerously advanced pneumonia and…

JET FUEL CAN’T MELT STEEL BRAINS!!1!

Is it wrong that both of those scenarios have me physically aroused?

That’s dark.

Persistence is key! Tirico just needs to show how in love with football he is and the league will come to its senses and reciprocate.

A day or two ago, Deadspin had an old article up top about Steinbrenner and baseball that talked about their ‘best interests’ clause. It’s kind of an interesting comparison to see how the commissioners use (and abuse) it. It’s always an effective threat that hangs over the player’s head (in either sport) but as with…

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Hell, I’m saying all that as a Colts fan, for whatever that’s worth. The furthest it should’ve gone is the league telling the team to be careful from now on. Any investigation would’ve been ridiculous, much less the one that happened.

Jesus. That one still bothers me.