I briefly entertained that possibility some time ago. But, upon seeing Roger Goodell’s stern expression, I knew that he truly cared and that we should all submit ourselves to his firm and loving guidance.

God. If we’re going to have a fascist dictatorship, can’t we at least get the spiffy Nazi uniforms?

I’m actually not sure this isn’t a real photograph. The only thing is that I’m pretty sure Teddy only fired a shot in the air as a warning. He then killed the bear with his bare hands.

If taken to its logical and inevitable conclusion, the NFC East is World War 2 and Jerry Jones is Hitler.

Do you guys realize that ‘crab fries’ sounds like a high-tech treatment for pubic lice, like what Commander Riker gets on returning from shore leave? The name “Chickie’s and Pete’s” does not help with the sleazy impression.

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That sounds like a Bill Barnwell sort of question. How many teams have less than 3 expected points at the start of a drive from the 20 (I can’t remember what the statistic is called by Barnwell uses it from time to time)? Maybe the Browns and the Titans. That level of offensive ineptness actually seems tough to pull…

Don’t read the rest of the article. If you thought that part was sad, the stuff about his relationship with his dad will make you cry.

I’m a Titanic truther. The iceberg didn’t sink the ship. Rose and Jack’s sexy exhalations melted the steel beams holding the ship together. Their hands were irrelevant.

He’d better keep that axe away from the punter.

Mind = Blown

This is related enough to let me gripe on one of my pet peeves with women in ‘medieval’ scenarios.I can’t stand. When it comes to armor, guys will get big sturdy plate mail that’s intimidating and tough. Girls, on the other hand, get chainmail bikinis. Male armor gets bigger as you ‘level up’ and female armor gets…

For my part, I can’t even see any nipples*, and the above water portion of the sport isn’t much to watch - kinda like plying catch or keep-away in the pool. Without seeing the struggle for the ball, there’s not much for the casual observer to see.

I never understood the urgency to trade Graham. He is (well was) the second best guy on your offense and the goo-to guy for important receptions and TDs. Yet the Saints dump him because he rightfully wanted more the the relative pittance he received. Even with injury problems, he’s a valuable offensive weapon on a…

If I had a young daughter (non-parent here), I’d be torn over the olympics. On the one hand, like you say, you’ve got the fastest/strongest/toughest women in the world doing incredible things that she can attempt herself with her gender a complete nonissue. On the other hand, there’s the coverage. With NBC’s coverage,…

I was expecting more of a... shit eating grin.

Can they aim it?

I know it will piss of the PC police and make liberals cry, but someone needs to stand up for Hitler- his art wasn’t that bad; it was better than Churchill’s even.

You’re lucky you’ve got cool parents. Mine are so lame. I’m still waiting to move into the attic after my hip implant heals up.

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