I have no problem with banning things like the SEC tweet pictured. That head is scary and will fuel nightmares.

I don’t like separating the sports since it would inhibit one of the few good things they’ve got going- tons of boning between athletes. I don’t want there to be any roadblocks in place when swimmers want to hook up with weightlifters and separate areas for separate sports makes that harder!

I think you’re being naive here. There have to be at least some people fucking in the water. And beyond that, where do you think fish fuck?

Nonsense! I was cold last night!

To be fair, five minutes from now is the future.

I’ve tried but I can’t get past 90 seconds, tops. Beyond that I just can’t stand anymore Creed.

Did he get a prolapsed rectum from this?

Ooh! Look at Mr Endurance here!

I still don’t understand why Washington didn’t try to fix those flaws as soon as they drafted them. It was obvious at the time that his style of play wasn’t tenable in the long term- he was going to get seriously hurt at some point. Sure, taking advantage of the league’s unpreparedness was okay at the beginning, but…

I’m fairly inured to blood and guts and gore, but for some reason that picture creeps me the hell out and gives me shivers every time.

I still marvel at the concept of ‘emergency managers.’

I enjoy the ad which mentions that the mortgages are based on legislation that Reagan signed. Everyone knows that everything Reagan did was perfect and good!

Tough but fair. Rovell would’ve sucked up to Theon to try and get inside info on how he planned to brand himself by taking Winterfell. Ramsey probably gave a brand to Theon instead.

Not enough slobber and bits and pieces of devoured children.

I wouldn’t worry too much,

All I know about Portland I’ve learned from Portlandia and snide remarks about hipsters. All I know about basketball I learned from NBA Jam and from Space Jam. So my question is this: Do the Blazers play artisanal hipster basketball? (Bonus question: When Damian Lillard hits a few shots in a row, does the ball burst…

That this has to be explained is tragic.

All these baseball articles talking about ‘dongers’ are pissing me off. I see the word and my brain automatically thinks it’s going to see someone’s dick fall out, but no, just a home run. Stop being like GoT* the past 2 weeks and show a man’s dick dammit! The word ‘dingers’ is a perfectly acceptable substitute…

Unless you’ve got pictures of Al Davis holding a gun to a kid’s head and audio that “I’ll blow your son’s head off unless you write down JaMarcus Russell on the draft card,” I doubt you can back that statement up. Extraordinary claims and all.

The second gif works pretty well as a “Do not want!”