Serious question- Does anyone actually use blow-up dolls for their supposed intended purpose? The holes look rather shallow and the seams look like they’d hurt like hell.

What can I say? It was kinda funny in my head. :]

It sounds like Ekeng should’ve done some EKG-ing instead of playing.

To be fair, inanimate statues are incapable of hearing things.

This is, without exaggeration, the funniest thing I’ve seen in a very long time.

You should’ve seen all the bodies of sacrifice victims they had to push under the rug to concentrate on winning the Rose Bowl.

That’s the part I don’t quite understand. The guy utilized unpaid labor to score more points than the other team a bunch of times. Most of his defenders didn’t even go to the school, much less meet him; their only connection is that they live in the same state. Why on earth, once we got hard evidence from the Sandusky…

Why is it that when you look at every bad thing in America there’s a difference in power between the screw-er and screw-ee? Hell of a coincidence.

Hell, I have a 90+ yr old grandmother with Alzheimer’s and I’m pretty sure that if she saw or learned about a friend fucking a kid she’d tell someone, probably the police but a least her pastor or similar.

A real conservative would’ve spelled it ‘lie-bral’ as in, “Those liebrals in the democrat party are just jealous that Trump has the best and hugest steaks.”

I do this as a hobby and get arrested while this guy gets paid for it. There’s no justice.

I’m a Colts fan and I remember the guy. He was one of the ‘how the hell is he on the team?’ guys. I don’t know much about his special teams play but I do specifically remember wondering why this guy was on the same team as Marvin Harrison and Reggie Wayne.

Gender might be a factor too. Both of our dogs have been shih-poos (very fitting considering the subject) and while Danny (the first one) would get it stuck all the time, Sophie (current doggy) only does when she’s sick. This is with the same groomer and, for lack of a better term, butt haircut.

“The city and local billionaire Chris Hansen have been trying to work to bring an NBA team back to the city ever since then”

He’s right you know. It wasn’t until Dan Snyder bought the team and they became universally beloved that people thought ‘Redskins’ is a tad racist.

In an otherwise good article, this sticks out badly. You have far more faith in your fellow citizens than I do.

If I could blow my head, I wouldn’t be wasting my time watching Curt Schilling.

That buries the lede. The real story is that there are Jags fans.

The movie should’ve won an Oscar for best documentary.

I don’t think dogs much like the Floyd Mayweather brand of attention either.