Wait, you don’t have to pray for those?

Now we’ll never get a Fresh Prince reunion special!

I would think you’d try to throw it kind of like a frisbee using a couple tentacles. If you’re standing in the stairway you might be able to swing it around a bit like a lasso or sling and make it easier to get over the plastic shield/wall thingie.

Ditto. What the ever loving fuck? Unless the alien argument was over whether Greedo shot first, how the hell does that argument become that heated?

“that one is getting money slipped under the table by an agent.”

That’s dark.

I get bummed all the time comparing ages with players enough so that when I was checking out Andre Johnson’s stats the other day that I felt like I had acheived something when I saw he’s a bit older than me.

Although I don’t like names with apostrophes, I gotta admit ‘Brix’ is a kick ass nickname.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from all my years of KOEI video games, it’s that Guan Yu had a bitchin’ ZZ Top level of awesome beard. Didn’t know about the red face thing, though. That sounds more like a ‘Zhang Fei’ is drunk again guys’ thing.

Hinkie had the best vision. It was yoooooge!

That’s what struck me about the whole plan. I don’t care for basketball, but even I can see the huge difference between college and the pros. Going from being the best player on your team in high school and college to suddenly being around guys that are as good or better than you is going to take a big adjustment,…

First you get the draft picks, then you get the women.

Doing all that work yourself sounds too tiring. Now if you can round up a few hecatoncheires...

I remember a bit by (I think) Chris Rock with the (paraphased) line ‘You don’t have to kill Medgar Evers to be racist.’ It really touches on why racism in America has been going strong after the Civil Rights Movement. We aren’t seeing black people lynched anymore* and everyone sees the KKK as somewhat of a joke fringe…

I don’t like/don’t care about baseball, but after seeing how insufferable Cardinals fans are I’ve become a rabid fan of whoever they’re playing or who can do the most damage to their hopes and dreams.

You just reminded me how much I hate our backwards state (IN).

On a serious note, though, yes they believe exactly those things. I have relatives in NC, one of whom expressed real concern that the bill was written for/by (I’m not sure which, to be honest) people working child molesters.

Are you stupid or something? If you’re not a straight white Christian, you’re obviously just looking for your chance to molest and rape everything in sight. It’s almost as if you think gays are safe to be around or something.

That sounds like the start of a gun nut’s sexual fantasy.

You’re thinking of child abuse child abuse. ‘Whuppin’’ is the acceptable parenting practice.