Does he really expect people to believe...

Lame!

Fair enough; ‘loss’ might be a little strong. But I think counting it a win for the US (which is what I was taught up until college and I think is the general impression of most Americans) is too much. The concessions were relatively minor (IMHO) and the British stopped because they had bigger problems. If they had…

It may mark me as a self-hating American, but I’ve never understood how we see that as anything other than a loss. The British kicked our asses and torched our fucking capital! That’s kind of what happens when you’ve lost a war. I cite as evidence The Straight Dope: Did Canada Win the War of 1812?

Seriously, though, do people use Facebook for anything else? However, I’m forced to admit that all the time my mom spends on it has become much more disturbing.

Mark this day as the pinnacle of human civilization. Never again will humanity achieve such heights in incest-based humor.

Should this be in the greys?

I’m glad. Furriners are already stealing our jobs. Now they’re trying to steal Murikan’s God-given right to NCAA brackets! We need a president who’ll make them think twice before filling out a bracket. We need a president with yoooge hands to smack those people’s mouse out of their hands when they even think of doing…

Ndamukong Suh presumably merits his own section in the rules discussion of dick stepping.

Pee pee problems present pain, palpate penises promptly please. Parental permission possibly problematic.

They’ll always be the Baltimore Browns to me. Then again I’m an Indy fan so who gives a shit what I have to say about teams relocating.

At least they had “Superman” and Red-Headed Yolandas. I can live with Roths and Corleones running the place as long as we get to see gigantic penises.

Socialist brainwashing is what it is!

I’d be more impressed with the guy in the picture if the dude on the right wasn’t helping him hold those weights up.

Dog whistles? I think you mean air horns.

Check out the Penn Gillette (of Penn and Teller fame) documentary on the joke. I’m not a big fan of Sarah Silverman, but her version of The Aristocrats was one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

To be fair it is one hell of a moustache.

Someone would almost think you were criticizing good ole’ American capitalism. But since it’s a perfect system ordained by God there’s no critiques to be had, so why do you hate America?

It feels a little weird to hear/read that since seems like it was almost yesterday that Kaep was still good; RG3's rookie season doesn’t feel that removed either. Then you look at them in 2015/16 and see one guy who lost his job to freakin’ Blaine Gabbert and the other wasn’t even on the game-day roster at times. It…

What kind of world do we live in that looks down on a man for masturbating during a dull, pointless interview?! If he wants to jerk it under the table and under his hoodie, more power to him! He shouldn’t have to reserve the jerking off hand signal for idiocy from sports reporters and their inane questions!