Presumably via Charley Rosen.

Here’s how to reconcile your conceptions of Phil:

It’s his constant, suuuuuper tired “I don’t know who that is” type responses to reporters when asked about people he doesn’t like. His “THE WHOLE WORLD IS AGAINST ME” act while he gets fellated left and right comes as super fake.

I can’t imagine another superstar ever wanting to play with him. His hero ball antics are…

Some people prefer ball movement and passing over one man doing so much. Is it really that baffling? I don’t hate Westbrook but I think it’s pretty easy to see why Russ’ style isn’t everyone’s cup of tea. Durant was so amazing to watch this year. Can’t help but think not having to play with Russ was a big reason.

I mean, how are you even getting this? His carefully-cultivated public persona is “petty asshole.”

Lebron is a father!!!

Deadspin party line #1: Lebron is a basketball god who can destroy worlds and feed off of the suns energy

Her wilkes score is 508.

“Hetha Connah. Come vith me if you vant to....lift.”

The first step in understanding this trade from the Bulls perspective is realizing that Jerry Reinsdorf doesn’t give a shit and this is GarPax’s way of saving their jobs by telling him “uhhhh we’re rebuilding now give us more time”

and a championship...

And an NBA title as an executive.

“For those two out-of-conference regular season games each year, the Celtics will pay for not drafting me one pick earlier after I stood up their basketball brain trust during a cross-country flight.”

“And those teams who didn’t draft me, one day they will be sorry.”

I feel like the Bulls likely had a better offer at some point, greedily turned it down, now desperate to trade a miserable Butler had to settle for this trade. Please fire at least Foreman.

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

And they were weakly aligned on those issues because they were strongly aligned in their attitudes towards white supremacy. The Southern Strategy succeeded in creating the current conservative/Evangelical/white-supremacist fusion of the Republican Party.

That years old Belichick quote once again proves that his curt answers are generally the result of bad questions. If you ask him a good question, he’ll talk your damn ear off.

They probably have the best ensemble cast I’ve seen since Arrested Development, they are all amazing. Those scenes (particularly when Jeffords wanted to call out the cop on it, and Holt cautioned him not to) were brilliant, as was the conclusion with Holt coming around and deciding not to be one of the “old guard”…