The Raccoon Weekly Sentinel has a version of events, noting that an autopsy on Bandit-E9458 showed no signs of rabies and digging into the human’s past altercations with animals, including her stepping on a field mouse when she was 9.

Counterpoint: the Kings are only going to get the players that other teams don’t want this year anyway. They should trade this year’s #5 and #10 to some team for their first next year, so that the Kings have a chance to go high in next year’s lottery and possibly land the #1 pick.

Vanessa Marin, a licensed psychotherapist specializing in all things sex...[has] a Master’s in Psychology from the CIIS and a B.A. in Human Sexuality from Brown University.

I totes would’ve bought the Muggsy Bogues signature Converse ... and shorts.

Also NBA guys have there ankles taped like crazy, so the added stability of high tops is not going to matter if it did anything anyway.

I hope Steve Kerr sends Ben Affleck in his place, wearing high-water suit pants and demanding a retainer.

I hope the Warriors send Andrew Bogut.

“Tell zem to be sure to bring zeir rings” - Putin

The Warriors needed Durant to leave no doubt of victory. Its stupid to act like they couldn’t beat these Cavs without him. They won in 2015 and probably winin 2016 if Draymond kicks anyone other than Lebron.

Durant is so good, he’s blown up competitive balance, and there’s really nothing the Cavaliers can do about it.

One player reaches finals 7 straight times and it’s the other team that’s the balance problem?

Its because it has been internet cool to hate the warriors and slobber lebron. When it real life this is just one year and a lot can change. If you can’t enjoy the greatest player going against the greatest team of all time I don’t know what to say.

I remember being THRILLED when the Warriors got John Starks, because that seemed like the smallest amount of improvement (maybe). I also remember trying to defend this team over the last two seasons when people like you wrote or said garbage like this because you forgot that this fan base had been given absolute shit…

Your insecurities happened

hooray for promotion truthing

Not to mention all the advancements in strength and conditioning training, nutrition, integration of technology into scouting, etc ...

So we’re just done with phrasing, right? That’s not a thing anymore?

Magic was swept in the Finals twice - once with a not-yet-dead Kareem in ‘83! They had trouble with fucking Jerry Sichting but they’re going to shut down KD, Steph, and Klay? I’m sure Chuck Nevitt and the bench guys could totally handle Shaun Livingston.

The business in front, party in the back, that is.

That was a very young team (avg experience was about 3 years) that included not only the Bad Boys building blocks but also Ricky Pierce, who went to tear it up for years for the Bucks n’ Sonics.