Even in cases like Dario where Hinkie scalps the other team, he still gets made fun of.

Vogel continued, “I mean, let’s face it; this is all just a bunch of bullshit, anyway. Trade you, keep you, play you....hell, we could let you play AND run the organization, and it wouldn’t really matter, would it? We’re all just scuttling around like those stupid crabs in Australia or whatever. You know, the ones who…

I don’t understand why anyone would be publishing news about a developing story involving the current administration and its sketchy ties to a not-particularly-friendly foreign power when there are still so many “HILLARY CLINTON IS THE WORST, RIGHT?!” takes to be written.

Until any mainstream liberal starts doing the equivalent of calling Sandy Hook a false flag and harassing grieving parents, don’t you dare compare anyone on the left to Infowars.

I agree. Though I do question why ‘single payer’ is the end all goal all of a sudden. The goal was and should be universal health care and there are other ways to accomplish that than single payer. Not every country with universal health care has single payer system.

So can we take a second to give a shoutout to the security guard here? It’s very, very clear by how fast the refs swarmed around and split her off that she didn’t know that this was planned— which means tiny little her saw big-ass Gronk hop the barricade and went “welp, this is what I’m doing tonight” and dove right…

TIL that it’s the hall of Great, not Fame.

Civil behavior is the first thing to go out the window when the shit hits the fan.

Hey, that arm definitely does not belong to the highlighted individual in the center of the cover photo. Might wanna fix that.

They can burn down Penn State for all I care, but I’ve been the foreman on a jury recently and I have really come to understand how our justice system is broken. The people on my jury were not without bias and it’s clear to me that most jurors think we live in an episode of Law and Order. I am now 100% positive that…

Family’s from Altoona and several of them work on the PSU Altoona campus. Everyone within 100 miles of the school is a truther of the worst sort. They’ll insist, straight-faced, that Pete Carroll and Southern Cal’s “crimes” were worse than Paterno and Pedo State’s.

I know there’s a lot of people out there who think that this is okay, because whatever these people did to land on death row excuses however the state wishes to treat them, but fuck those assholes. This makes us barely any better than the countries we’ve invaded to topple people labeled as evil dictators.

Or be friends with one. I mean if you can’t trust your wife to have dinner with a member of the opposite sex and vice versa then why did you marry them?

These people are fucking weird.

“Leave it to [wherever we have control of legislature] to decide.”

Baylor has committed yet another unforgivable atrocity: causing me to side with the Texas legislature.

“A few more games” = 1/10th of the season.

Maybe It’s BF Skinner’s house.

*Chucks flag*

“the Warrant is coming out of my balls.”

A 2009 email from the league’s director of officiating, who, when asked about fighting, responded, “Ya love it, much to the dismay of the tree huggin, never played sport, leftist doctors… that soon won’t let us climb stairs for fear of concussion.”