It says a lot that America being successful, in the olympics or any other capacity, is a blow for his campaign. What kind of candidate thrives on the doom of his own country?

Poor dog. My family has raised and bred German Shepherd dogs since I was a kid, and I can tell you, with certainty that beating a dog like this does nothing to help a dog learn. The dog is just scared when its leader behaves like this, and most likely has no idea what set the human off unless it was caught in the act…

but yeah, nothing to see on the Peyton Manning front with it I guess?

Enciclopédia Marrom broke the case when Lochte said the robber spoke Spanish, as the official language of Brazil is Portuguese.

Guy 1: [Gets hit by a car]

“You can take the Rams out of Missouri, but you can’t take Missouri out of the Rams.”

Speaking as an ex-cop

Ziegler brought Dianabol, not developed it, to York in 60s. This is when mid level lifters like Bill March and Louis Rieke all of a sudden started breaking world records. Riecke eventually went on to strength coach the Steelers for their string of super bowl runs.

Wait, why am I looking at a picture of Ledecky practicing alone in a pool, instead of in a race against oth—

NBC seems to go out of its way to make sure people don’t witness. It’s like a ultra-exclusive Appalachian church.

Strike or no, the NBPA is 100% going to opt-out. Roberts has been talking up the importance of the looming deadline since she took the job, and her language doesn’t really strike me as someone that’s amused or satisfied with the current CBA. She and the players know that the NBPA got railroaded by the owners in the…

Theil strikes me as a guy who would make voldemort level sacrifices for his immortality, space bat or not

They must be carrying butted mail.

“There she is!”

How the hell did James Harden steal 90% of the game of one of the most entertaining players of all time and turn it into an unwatchable bore?

Hands down my favorite NBA player ever. I’m already sad just thinking about him retiring.

“The single worst thing that has ever happened to an Armenian”

A lot of times it means both. I’ve been asked that in Oak Lawn neighborhood of Dallas back in 2004 and the guy meant meth and jacuzzi action with other men. I realized then that ‘do you party’ is very ambiguous.

I’m leaning the other way, like, the explicit invitation is for drugs, but with an implied “If so, you guys should join us back at our place. We’ll have some drinks, do some blow, get in the hot tub and see where it leads...”

Especially given how hard they worked to try and stop him from getting some of it. “Ok, you want to save that million dollar home run bonus? Enjoy eating this 54 million you have to pay me to go away.”