Yeah... I read (or heard?) Simmons saying that it would be “designed for mobile” devices and be in more manageable chunks for commuting, or killing a few minutes at lunch, as opposed to sitting at a desk and reading something long-form. I thought it was genius. Then I read my first few Ringer articles and found myself…

And the other 40% is “I heard it on the Lowe Post” lol.

Probably about 60% of NBA conversations between me and my friend.

#RejectedFirstDraftLinesFromDantesInferno

I’m guessing, if you asked, she’d run away very quickly, leaping over any obstacle in her way.

Need some heat(chili or whatev), to make choco bacon work.

+1 if by land.

I would warn the NFL of a potential suit, but after looking at that picture, Pellman clearly has no idea how to put a decent one together.

He has a football season to worry about.

I had a tough time raising two kids in Matt and Ben

That’s the “unauthorized” part of “unauthorized access of a computer.”

And it defeats the “Don’t judge all cops by the few bad ones” argument too. Because whenever there’s any abuse of power by police, the unions circle the wagons and fight tooth and nail against any attempt at reform.

You’re right, of course. I just figured Magic wold at least get a Jenner-esque second act in life, since his kid has a reality show and all that.

Rebuttal: This Piano Is Fine

Not to be a stickler, here, but functional piano keys are like 99 percent of the practical difference between a piano and a boulder.

Generally bad advice.

The biggest problem you’ll end up with on a used piano is one that won’t stay in tune. In that case, the piano would likely need a complete rebuild to make it reasonably serviceable, replacing the soundboard, strings, etc. Which would make all but the very most valuable Steinways and Mason &…

Everyone is gonna try and rank Tim against historical greats (which is impossible), or rate his ability in comparison to other players of his era like Kobe, KG, etc (which is silly, because all those players individual team situations were completely different). But I think we can all agree that Tim Duncan had THE…

This might quench your needs

I could actually see the draft theoretically being a net positive. You’re filling up hotel rooms, bringing in visitors to spend money, etc - No different than holding, say, a large medical conference.

Cock fingers or cunnilingus - Which is more dangerous?