We were going to see them in Austin in 22. Saw them in Montreal last summer and seeing them in Boston this weekend.

First Gear: This is a question for the Accountants in the audience. It seems damn near impossible to actually spend $100,000 more than the sale price on these vehicles to actually build them. No one on earth would greenlight something that ridiculous.  What weird accounting wizardry is going on to come up with that…

Please remember to tip and give your trafficker a 5 star rating if you were pleased with your experience.

“In this country, you’re innocent until proven guilty” which is why I pulled a gun on an innocent man until he proved he wasn’t guilty. Flawless victory.

““And everybody knows what’s going on in this country with fentanyl and child trafficking and rape. Terrible stuff.””

Ah yes, those child traffickers who famously return children to their homes safely.

Can’t wait to find out how these damage a Cybertruck, cause there has gotta be a way. Right?

You’re thinking. They’re simply not. 

“the Constitution requires a timely forfeiture hearing”

I was literally just about to post this.

You’re welcome.

Both of those films are two of my wife’s favorites, so we watch them fairly often. Both movies are just fun to watch. Broken Arrow is so cheesy, but it’s endearing. 

Yup nothing makes a white guy angry like them being treated like they treat a non white guy. It is instructive.

Did we watch the same video?

Let Corben Dallas demonstrate the correct attitude when dealing with la migra:

My favorite thing about videos like this is when they all scream they have a right to remain silent but they do anything but remain silent. You ain’t arguing your way out of this one. If you truly believe your words, then live by the motto and accept that you’re going to have to have this battle in court. 

White boys mad they are being treated the way they demand not white people be treated and are somehow mad. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mostly due to nostalgia, I was crushed when they killed Oldsmobile. But I was never quite able to understand  how GMC has kept trucking along all these years (pun intended). Yeah yeah yeah, “professional grade”, but it’s a friggin’ Chevy. How are they not able to translate those profit margins into just one line of…

Always amusing to me to hear them thought of as a non-Ferrari. Always strikes me as one of the most Ferrari looking Ferraris. I love them. Always the almost-obtainable Ferrari.

It was a pretty cool car to drive.  But low as hell, you couldn’t see around anything.  My other rides in the ‘80's were a ‘76 Camero RS, ‘84 Old Cutlass V8 and a Merkur XR4Ti.  But that was before kids...

This is the greatest scam the wealthy have pulled on the working class here in America- Unions (which would protect them from unscrupulous bosses) are bad, Universal healthcare (which would allow them to have decent healthcare if they got fired or if they work part time or as contract workers) is socialist nonsense…