Controversial take: You need a different dog. I suggest this one. 

It may just be a compression artifact, but it sure looks like his right front quarter panel is already damaged before he hits the curb.

Thaaaat guy is looking very military and now does NOT want his First Sergeant to know he’s pressing charges against Mike Tyson.

For some reason I’ve never had to worry about how long liquor lasts after opening the bottle.

a cross between a poor person’s idea of a Vegas high roller’s suite and an upscale whorehouse

We are coming back with teeth and a backbone!

Has Canada tried building a wall? My Boomer family members swear that will work, even in the most obviously inappropriate cases. Of course, I don’t think they know what a drone is. They still can’t program the VCR.

Don’t let them get away with the term “pro-life,” they’re “pro-birth.” Once you’re born you’re on your own. Health care, education, housing, and basic nutritional needs? Lord knows the pro-life folks aren’t helping you with any of that. They’ll support your life just as much as they support the poor girls they bully,…

Right? It’s like an amalgamation of every 80’s stereotype you could possibly fit into one minute. It baffles me who their intended target market was: Men? Women? Men that want to buy a car that allegedly women think is cool, and therefore would think they are hot shit by proxy? The world may never know…

Ok, someone in marketing deserved a life-long bonus for that one!

They must have used the same ad agency as Ford. Watch at your own risk:

Gonna guess this ad’s from the same people that made the 1984 Corvette commercial
YOU’VE NEVER SEEN
anything
LIKE THIS BE FORE

Middle Managers are scared to death of a broad adoption of “work from home”. Because they generally (yes, there are great middle managers, I’ve worked for a few over the years) don’t have the same concrete technical skills as the people who report to them, they don’t contribute directly to the bottom line.

This is a hugely important clarification, because the article makes it sound like the slur-yeller school claimed the allegations were unfounded, but then the school’s Principal admits that it happened. It makes vastly more sense that the Principal from the non-slur-yelling school is the one who is saying slurs were…

Just as a quick point of fact: “Cherokee High principal Rodney Larrotta” is both that’s school’s principal and the one who blocked the ejection. “William Bo Ford Jr., the principal of Cherokee High School” is actually in charge of Brookwood.