I went to a Chinese Buffet with my friend earlier, and her fortune cookie read: Sometimes you have to meet the noodle half way. She and I choose to take it in the most pornographic way possible. What passes for hilarity ensues. Then, I opened my cookie and it read: You can’t always expect the noodles to come to you,…

“His penis got diseases from the Chumash Tribe!”

Had your teacher being reading too much Discworld?

You know, I thought there were a surprising amount of African proverbs about wanting to bang Walt Whitman.

I almost want to place bets on how quickly he finds a decent paying job after his youngest turns 18. My dad always complained about having to pay the child support he was required to pay ($500 a month) because my mom had remarried... dude that shit wasn’t alimony, and even though my stepdad was happy to pay for my…

I half agree. I was thinking the same thing, but I did find the punative parts interesting. It does seem counterproductive to punish someone who makes 10k a year for not paying child support by suspending their driver’s license or incarcerating them. That’s certainly not going to help anyone make *more* money.

I’m probably being a huge asshole but I have trouble understanding how the non-custodial parents not paying child support are the victims here.

This was my first thought too. Even in the add purportedly calling out misogyny, women don’t get to be recognized as actual independent people.

Convenient how at the end no one mentions that this is how he talks about US. An ad full of women, and no, we’re not upset on account of our little old selves, heavens no! We’re just upset that he’s talking this way about men’s wives! Men’s sisters! Men’s DAUGHTERS!

I’m sure there are plenty of drug addicts who would be really happy if they could just have constant access to their addiction, family support and societal tolerance. Doesn’t make it healthy.

Yeah, when we adopted our dog a few years ago (in southwest England - not even sure the show is on the air here), included in the paperwork were several pamphlets about Cesar Millan specifically was full of terrible ways to train and treat your dog, and to please ignore him and his show in favor of positive…

I can’t believe this guy is even still on the air, tbh. His entire training philosophy is based on completely discredited science and is explicitly warned against by groups like the American College of Veterinary Behaviorists. He consistently provokes bites that don’t need to happen by continuing to antagonize fearful…

In Sweden there is a warning before his show about some of his methods being illegal here, which really tells me everything I need to know about him and his methods.