I am almost always Team Asteroid these days.

One can only hope. If I were on the bottom I probably would have strangled Stockton Rush to give me a little more time.

Not enough upvotes.

#TeamBuildingCollapse

Musk would definitely claim his lawyers told him at the last minute that he shouldn’t do it because he’d get in trouble for seriously injuring Zuck, because as we all know he listens to his legal staff.

Zuckerberg is definitely up for it and I can’t wait for Musk to totally chicken out and say he was just joking and then pretend it never happened.

Speaking of which, has anyone else been getting a TON of new “followers” from OnlyFans? I only do family friendly reddit viewing period, so I have no idea why I’m getting that stuff (no offense, everyone has their kinks and need to make a living, I just try to keep that stuff to RL chat/encounters)

Anyone who is okay platforming Joe fucking Rogan has no right to call *anyone* a grifter.

I will gladly take the side of the orcas against the yacht-owning class. It’s been a couple centuries since we had a good strong animal opposition to our existence.

I mean, aren’t most places along coastlines “rich person hotspots”?

Obligatory reference from the Simpsons. Orcas are actually in the dolphin family:

I’m not sure how I feel about the animation style but I’m definitely interested in some new B5.

I remain astounded that we’ve lost more Babylon 5 actors than we have for all the Star Treks combined.  

Perhaps I’m being unrealistic but I hope this lawsuit ends with Elon Musk going to prison for life somehow.

Imagine being a life-long Seinfeld fan and thinking “this man would clearly appreciate a hug from a total stranger!”

Everyone should have the right to not be touched even when someone really wants to touch them.

The “men” throwing kicking and screaming tantrums over not having 100% of representation are the same ones who insist representation doesn’t matter.

I’d like to live in a world where we ignore misogynists. I can only imagine it is not the majority of gamers that are upset and just a small percentage of basement dwelling cave trolls. We need to stop giving them the attention they so desperately crave 

Personally, I’m inclined to not judge people too harshly for not immediately denouncing people who are clearly close friends in their personal lives merely because the internet hordes are baying for them to do so. Leaving aside the fact that it’s easy to forget that we only really know these people through AV Club…

Boebert is *exactly* the type of person you sort of knew in high school who you *have* to stay Facebook friends with because she’s nonstop drama, fights, 911 calls, text screenshots, etc.