No one is getting this. You see, Amazon and Beeeezos have designed a plan where the single player who makes the most money/goods/trade will eventually inherit Amazon and rule the world. Think Ready Player One meets Charlie and the Chocolate Factory meets Wall-E.

So if someone figures out how to get the most money the fastest, they’ll be able to dominate the entire game. Yeah, sounds like something Amazon would make.

Amazon, we pay our players like we pay our workers 

And it just happened to come from a game published by Amazon.

I don’t really watch his stand up but a friend of mine did and she said they sounded like a great couple and he clearly adored her.

I think they’ve let go most of them go, as we’re down to around 1-2 articles max a day here now. That’s what happens when you unionize, you only keep a few of the most essential, and people with seniority. I think they outsourced the guy that keeps the comment system working too.

I’m glad Tendler is finding the time and space to express herself and make silly videos, and I hope she gets a jillion followers, meets someone new, and is fabulously happy (same goes for Munn and Mulaney.) 

If Peppa Pig and Adele are fighting, does that mean they have pork?

He’s getting rich by performing for the same people who would happily call him the N-word if he stopped the act for even a second.

We’ve clearly been severely underestimating what great actors all the people in this franchise are, able to so convincingly come off as unstoppable badasses when they’re actually a bunch of whining infants.

Exactly. If you’re “eating clean,” why do you need vitamins.

Candace Cameron Bure is worse than her brother Kirk. They share the same appalling beliefs, but she wraps hers in smiles and doublespeak.

So is this teacher going to soon find a prominent position within the GOP-Death-Grift-Faux-News cult of lies?

I think about asking her about it sometimes. We're close but not confiding-deep-dark-secrets close, and I just can't ever make up my mind if it's a good idea to bring up that time and place again with her 

Agreed with the main point here, but also want to rep my fellow biracial people, and say that being accused of not being “Asian, Black, Latinx, Indigenous, etc.” enough is really triggering and something we have to navigate endlessly. I find it exhausting to both receive racist treatment and also be told I’m not fully…

***CW: attempted suicide, self-harm***

Almost 20 years ago my father suddenly passed away and I had several visits from what I believe to have been his spirit.

Back in 2011 I spent 6 months studying abroad in Cape Town, SA. It was largely a great experience, but at least at that time the amount of violence against women was incredibly high. We were constantly warned by program admins to be on guard when we traveled around, but of course being 20 years old I didn’t take their…

2nd story. My maternal gran had a three storey house, which is let out as apartments. This is in the 1950s, Wales. She stopped when they had an incident where a young woman, about to go into the forces committed a crime. She had given birth to a child, probably stillborn, and his the body in a linen hamper. The body…

Okay, here goes. I’m 20 something, walking to my new job through the park. It’s really early in the morning, nobody around. I’m not easily scared, so it didn’t bother me. Anyway, one morning I see a guy in the park, he starts walking toward me then gives me a weird look and beers off at the last minute. I carry on, go…