Yeah, I don’t see what the hullabaloo is all about. It’s a lap. Laps are for cats and occasionally other people’s bums.

OH LORD. I’m actually going to defend this family. (deep breath)

I broke up with The Bachelor for Colton’s season because I thought he was such a terrible pick. On his home visit, he said that he his mommy had to nurse him back to health after his last breakup. It was described in such a way that was a major red flag. Combined with the pedestal he placed his virginity, this man was…

This is astute. It’s crazy that there’s a line somewhere...:is it age? Is it appearance. But on one side you’re a victim and on the other you’re a liar looking for attention.

I realize that Wesley Snipe’s tax issues were far more complicated, but he still got three years.

has been sentenced to nine months of community service after being found guilty of evading almost $10 million in taxes

You should have seen family breakfast when Kirk encountered a bowl of bananas. 

I was explaining about how there are some overtly “sexual” jokes on Fuller House to my conservative mother-in-law and she started making excuses that Netflix and writers must be forcing that kind of humor on Candice Cameron. At which point I had to explain that Candice is actually the creator and one of the show…

if the evangelicals think this is bad, wait til they find out their Chosen One slept with a porn star while his wife was recuperating from childbirth (and then paid her off), or that one of their “leaders” was a cuck who liked watching his wife get railed by the pool boy. Bunch of fucking hypocrites.

“For all of the Christians that are questioning my post with my husband’s hand on my boob

That ain’t good enough, mate!

I’ve never understood the Intensely emotional reactions people have to the Kardashians. Like....people HATE them. The malevolent energy Is so palpable, but why? Because they’re shallow? Because they don’t deserve their wealth and fame? Because they are everywhere? So fucking what. There are tons of celebs like that,…

Can we end gender reveal parties? Please?

Who doesn’t like Dirt Bag? We like the dirty stuff. But am I not the only one who is increasingly NOT interested in the lives of celebrities? I mean, aside from the fact that most of them can’t boast any more solid relevance/usefulness as your own next door neighbor, they don’t have much to credit themselves. They…

Thanks for posting the link. Before I delve into it: does it even mention why the Watcher gets paid but BUFFY DOESN’T???

For all the talk of Firefly being cancelled too soon the fact it was cancelled is probably the only reason Whedon still had a career where he could continue writing “strong” female characters that inevitably fell apart the moment the man died or dumped them post 2002.

For the record, I wasn’t a GoT fan and don’t give a shit about Weiss and Benioff. But I hate the terrible logic in articles like these. I’ll focus on two issues:

Oh please, Game of Thrones was so ‘bad’ that Jezebel ran a detailed report of each new episode to discuss how ‘bad’ it was. And these guys were so terrible that everyone thought Game of Thrones sucked right from the beginning. Which is why they made like 8 seasons of it. Which everyone hated.

Wow, we’re getting two identical stories on this, huh?

Why is the Queen wearing a shirt with Kellyanne Conway on it?