Affluenza is what they call it in Texas.

They’re all absolutely desperate to bang her.

Both EVE and Elite Dangerous are based on / homages to the old Elite game:

Ours was avocado. Somewhere I have an afghan in progress with all the 70s kitchen colors.

Oh, man, don’t trigger me like that! ;-) I remember a flamewar on moreawesomethanyou during early Sims 3 days where people were complaining about how unrealistic it is that pregnant sims couldn’t have sex and this guy was going on and on about how women weren’t allowed to have sex during pregnancy anyway and he had an…

I tried to tell my husband about manflu once, thinking he’d get the joke and find it funny, but instead he nodded seriously and said, “Yeah, that makes sense.”

Poutbreak.

Conversion probably.

Oh, wow, I hope that turns up in Europe. It looks hilarious and I adore Aidy Bryant.

If the Republicans don’t care about the child concentration camps, they sure as hell won’t care about the wood chippers.

I can attest. My German husband loved EVE Online BECAUSE OF the spreadsheets.

I don’t think there was anything “accidental” this time. You know what you’re getting into with Ben Shapiro. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.

99% of the people who vote for Republicans are probably doing so against their better interest.

Yeah... that would have been awkward.

I should probably be embarassed to tell this story, but I had a werewolf rpg with my former best friend who was Wiccan and she always insisted on a special rp for all the different moons (which usually involved werewolves banging (pre-alpha/omega, i.e., no mpreg)). Those were the days, my friends.

They still have weigh-ins, but they’re optional nowadays. When it first started, you used to have to pay 25 cents if you gained.

While WW does have (very low quality) food products, it’s true that it isn’t a diet, at least not anymore. I was with it for several years starting about 10 years ago, and it mainly gives you support and the tools to manage weight loss while leaving the composition of your diet up to you. But you get the same things…

This. They’re sort of awkward, but honest and sweet, actually very romantic.

I’m a linguist and it’s definitely a thing, especially if you have an “ear” for language or music, as an actor or singer does.

I doubt it, she has dead, psychopathic eyes.