Wow, what an asshole. This has killed any remaining interest in him completely for me.

It sounds like it’s supposed to be a bypass.

I’m in my 50s now and I just cringe so hard when I remember how smug and clueless I was in my 20s and 30s. Even 10 years ago. Jesus.

That mother is a piece of work. It sounds like a kind of Münchhausen’s where she intentionally sets up the kid to be bullied throughout her life so that she can get attention by accusing people of being mean.

I predict a future in which the kid changes the name as soon as she’s legal and goes no contact with her mother, and the mother will have no idea why.

That will be the main bright spot of the rapture.

I did buy a couple of things at Amazon, but I went looking for new online shops for the bulk of my purchasing, as well as Etsy.

So much for liberal Illuminati Freemason deep staters who want to destroy pure Christian/Republican principles! They’re supposed to be on our side! Much disappoint.

The r/ProRevenge subreddit is full of people getting revenge by reporting people to the IRS. That’s probably why they think it’s effective.

I just wish they’d hurry up and save us from Trump.

Amy Schumer is pregnant and everytime I hear about it, I mix her up she’s Lena Dunham for some reason and I always end up thinking, “Wait, didn’t she have a hysterectomy?”

I’m sure he was thinking better dead than unsaved.

OK, this article has me more worried about the future of Blizzard than all the posts by whiny entitled gamers on Youtube and Reddit of the past months combined.

Oh, no, I always liked her. I had no idea about the n-word stuff. Ugh.

Every successful woman makes their dicks look just a little bit smaller.

At the moment, it’s flinging shit to see what sticks before it loses all the Disney stuff.

I’m allergic to cayenne pepper so I wouldn’t try it anyway, but just reading the ingredients gave me acid reflux.

I also used to mock the use of grinders until I got one as a free gift. I use the grinder and the shaker for different purposes, i.e., the grinder for surface salting like roasted veggies/oven fries/steaks, the salt shaker for sauces.

One thing my Internet learnings have taught me is that there are people who will fight to the death for their love of canned cranberry jelly.

I’m usually pretty mild-mannered and phlegmatic and it takes a lot to get me to blow up, but we had these co-owners of our building who were nasty assholes who would go ballistic about the most minor things and had been terrorizing the rest of the owners for decades. I basically ignored them as best as I could until…