I just wish they’d hurry up and save us from Trump.

Amy Schumer is pregnant and everytime I hear about it, I mix her up she’s Lena Dunham for some reason and I always end up thinking, “Wait, didn’t she have a hysterectomy?”

I’m sure he was thinking better dead than unsaved.

OK, this article has me more worried about the future of Blizzard than all the posts by whiny entitled gamers on Youtube and Reddit of the past months combined.

Oh, no, I always liked her. I had no idea about the n-word stuff. Ugh.

Every successful woman makes their dicks look just a little bit smaller.

At the moment, it’s flinging shit to see what sticks before it loses all the Disney stuff.

I’m allergic to cayenne pepper so I wouldn’t try it anyway, but just reading the ingredients gave me acid reflux.

I also used to mock the use of grinders until I got one as a free gift. I use the grinder and the shaker for different purposes, i.e., the grinder for surface salting like roasted veggies/oven fries/steaks, the salt shaker for sauces.

One thing my Internet learnings have taught me is that there are people who will fight to the death for their love of canned cranberry jelly.

I’m usually pretty mild-mannered and phlegmatic and it takes a lot to get me to blow up, but we had these co-owners of our building who were nasty assholes who would go ballistic about the most minor things and had been terrorizing the rest of the owners for decades. I basically ignored them as best as I could until…

She recurred on New Girl and proved to be really good at comedy. I hope she eventually gets a show of her.

I will be rooting for Valentina - to LOSE. I’m hopeful for Monet X Change, but there are several others I’d be OK with.

Jesus, I completely forgot about his brief failed attempt to start a music career.

Damn, after more than 10 years at GM, Splinter was one of the only blogs that had taken me out of the greys! Oh, well.

And let’s be honest—the majority of these “fans” are going to play the mobile game and they’re going to buy Diablo 4 or whatever it is when that comes out. Blizzard knows that. That’s why they aren’t going to do a pity parade about how they screwed this up. Because at the end of the day, they’re going to have the…

I’m not a big cocoa fan, but my husband is and bought this and it’s oddly delicious, except for the M&Ms. I would probably fish them out next time.

It sounds like Pathfinder 2 will be coming in 8.2, but they haven’t said whether they’ll be pulling another Legion where you’ll only be able to fly in the levelling zones and not in the later ones.

It’s just so weird how petty SJP is being about. She seems to have a good life otherwise.

Maximilian de Winter is totally that guy who was once cheated on by a beautiful girlfriend so he intentionally dates plain girls with a low self-esteem because he thinks they’re too ugly to cheat.