Yeah, that was definitely a sober mistake - which might make it worse.

I’m not surprised by this at all. I’ve always suspected this myth was made up by the diet industry to get people to drink calorie-free water instead.

The right can barely pretend to care about a bunch of white kids dying in a school schooting, they’re not going to even bother with a few terrorist acts against a black neighborhood.

I don’t know how any of them can look at themselves in the mirror every morning. Every single one of them must be a sociopath.

He did start out as a spy after all.

Yeah, but they also want to go down as having a high body count, which won’t happen if they get killed first by a trigger-happy teacher.

See, these are the types of idiots who will be volunteering to have guns at schools. Everyone will know exactly which teachers have guns and any shooters will take them out first before moving on to the rest of the school.

The point is, he has empathy for people who aren’t as lucky as he is.

The question in our house was never whether the cat was allowed to sleep on the bed, but whether we were. According to the cats, that answer ranged from “No, GET OUT” to “*sigh* If you must.”

People deal with grief and breakups in different ways, both men and women - some need to take a break for a while to work through it, while others throw themselves into banging other people to forgot.

I also misread the first report as Tommy Lee Jones and was boggling when I went to follow the link. Tommy Lee makes a lot more sense.

It depends on your starting weight (which you can calculate yourself and/or by using a fitness app). If you’re morbidly obese, it’s better to start high and slowly reduce the base calories as you lose.

If I weren’t a gamer myself, I’d be very satisfied at the neckbeards who voted for Trump to stick it to the fake geek girls now getting pwned themselves.

Countdown to stories of people who think their Alexa is possessed in 10...

Thanks, but I’ve been looking for it all morning and I can’t find it. I’m curious if I’m better at figuring it out nowadays with 20 more years of cooking behind me.

My mother-in-law gave my husband a German cookbook from the 50s when he moved out of the house and cooking with that thing is an adventure. Non-standardized, pre-metric measurements, no temperatures and approximate cooking times. Apparently it was written according to the “That looks about right” principle.

He’s just flinging poo right now to see if something sticks. I’m guessing he’ll find something he can get everyone drummed up about closer to the election.

I stopped listening to it because I took it personally when Earwolf put the old eps behind a paywall when I was in the middle of getting caught up (I’d already listened to all the ones that weren’t behind the paywall yet).

Well, if it’s any consolation, it stuck to the pan and I couldn’t put glaze on it. ;-)

Well, he does out himself as being at least bi, so he’s not really stealing a role from a gay actor.