Visual alertness jog to drivers, I assume.

I hate them so much.

A group is attempting it right now.

Cars must stop at red lights, too, but that doesn't prevent red lights from being blown all day every day.

Ugh, you shouldn't do that.

Well, they "shouldn't" because "ugh".

I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.

Is it just me, or does Christian White look really Jew-y?

And I prefer "Die Alone"…

I've actually never really thought about it too hard. I just sort of say whatever comes out, and if anyone's been offended I haven't noticed.

It has given us Stan Kelly, whose petty grievances speak for all us true red-blooded Americans.

Based on the preview this might be ACBC in reverse.

Yeah, sometimes it's just a lazy way to be polite to people we don't care about all that much.

I love nativities and the story and songs about the baby. I usually participate. I'm an atheist who enjoys all sorts of make-believe things, and these are no different to me. Stories are enriching.

Are we sure that poster isn't from a Cracked Photoplasty contest?

I don't care if it puts money in the wrong pockets, I'm seeing this.

Andy Tuttle
Again, I'm confused.

"re-butt-al" I see what you did there.

You are so punk.

Not as fine as this: