I couldn’t care less. Have fun. You’re the one whining. So keep wasting your time and ours with your pouting.

Could be. Hopefully he’ll start wearing a paintball mask so we won’t have to look at his face, and he’ll have that sweet sweet protection from flying fists.

Same here. You see me post something you disagree with feel free to chime in. I won’t start with the insults until we’re about four or five posts in, as a courtesy.

Yeah, I’ve heard of people that got that and it saves you a good amount of time if you sure it after every palace or memento run. I think you may have to pay to use the service, but it’s not too bad and keeps you from losing time.  

Hah, yeah. Maybe they had a slumber party, ate ice cream, and watched The Craft in their PJ’s shortly after this picture was taken.

Not sure what it’s supposed to be, but since you can see Australia in the bottom left side of the orb then I think it’s a warped representation of North and South America. You can see the shape extend below his hand to that’s what it has to be.

Yeah, I hear you and have said similar things in the past. I also know that the world seems worse due to increased access to news, whereas in the past many things would get lost in the shuffle and you’d be none-the-wiser.

I hope your child stays innocent forever and never has to grow up before his time. I’ve been holding back tears ever since I read this news but your post broke the dam. I can’t believe this world we are living in now. My wife and I want to have a child but I’m not sure I can do it. I just don’t understand people…

I’m so sad right now. As soon as I read this and saw the deluge of shitty responses on the Gizmodo, I put down my phone and went to the corner store to get the strongest beer they had (too late here for hard alcohol). I had to force myself not to cry in the store. Now I’m about to shut out the world, get a buzz, and…

It’s still amusing to me. Anytime I hear someone that young make declarations like that it just makes me chuckle and shake my head.

I love how Trump has his eyes closed like he believes he’s taking part in some magic spell that will help secure his power and the other two are looking incredulous like they are thinking, “this idiot thinks we are doing some mystical occult shit right now because we are toughing a globe with a light in it, is this…

You’d have to hit more than 700 artillery installations at the same time or else thousands, if not millions, would likely be injured or killed in Seoul, South Korea. That’s always been the issue, all that artillery is capable of striking the capital of South Korea, and at the first sign of an attack they are…

He didn’t look that big in the video of him getting punched in the face. Either that is just a really unflattering coat, that is too small for him, or he feels sad that everyone hates him and has been eating his feelings.

Hahahabababa!

Awwww. That is an awesome .gif. Good work, that’s what I needed to see right before bed. I’ll now go to sleep with a smile, thank you.

Yup, no reason to protect the rights of people that have to deal with institutionalized racism on a daily basis. If the world wasn’t a shitty place filled with hateful garbage people then it wouldn’t be necessary to afford some people extra protection. But until that day comes you might as well get over it, buddy.

Ohhh, hah, my bad. Yeah that crap annoyed me too. Ever since I heard that if you get high enough of a link with Kawakami she can make you get around that, it became a goal of mine to make that happen.

Hot take there, chief. You know pining for the less progressive days in America’s past is never a good look.

Hah, that was my first thought too! Argh! That gets under my skin. Great minds think alike.

Yeah, you tell them how to do their job. Be honest, you’re still going to read Kotaku regardless of what they decide to post. The only thing that will change is the level of complaints you’ll subject us to.