Same here. I kind of want a Switch because the only games I can get my wife to play are Nintendo games like Zelda and Super Mario/Kart. If I get one I’ll begrudging give them my money but won’t be happy supporting their dumbass business practices. I’ll never be a happy Nintendo supporter because they turned their…

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Really wish the video would have went on a little longer. I would have loved to see his reaction as a room full of people scream at him. I wonder what his follow up was.

I would have also accepted Environmental Poisoning Agency.

Hahaha....excuse me.

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If they are coming in your yard like that you can always do what my dad’s friend that used to own a junkyard did:

I give you permission to laugh at me. I mean, I’m a mediocre white man, but I have no authority to challenge any laughter or ridicule you send my way. Apparently I wasn’t pathetic enough growing up to devote my life to making those that make me feel bad suffer.

Thank you, that made my day!

And the sad fact is that unless bosh, and others like him/her, is related to those that voted today then they couldn’t care less. You don’t see them make impassioned defenses for people in their condition unless there is a personal connection to the afflicted.

I’ve lived in Texas my whole life and I can say with 100% certainty that this statement is correct.  

I don’t see how a wall like the ones shown would stop anyone actually wanting to get over. Without razor wire or anything at the top all you would need is a strap to shimmy your way to the top and pop over. I used to climb shit like that when I was 10 years old, any motivated person would just be slowed down for a…

Damn, no Otogi 1 or 2. I dunno....

Sarcasm!

Remember what Leo Takes a Look just said, “Brands are not your friends.”

You mean the first two rules, right??

If I remember correctly Rainbow Six 3 was like that. When you would reload in the middle of a clip it would remember how many bullets were in your clip and put it at the end. So in a long engagement you would reload and see that after the reload you only had 13 bullets because it remembered that’s how many were in…

Your .gif game is on point. Carry on.

Shit, I had a reputation for throwing up at parties in my late teens/very early twenties and I would have never slept in my own puke. Granted my pukes were because of getting overheated on Ecstasy, and not being blackout drunk so I still had the presence of mind to know what was going on and being embarrassed of my…

Yeah, no. My mistake. I was going off my knowledge of Clancy and not Trump’s. I regret the error and apologize.