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I was going to make a joke about how the Cardinals being in the Trashcan is redundant as Arizona is America’s Trashcan but then I started wondering if Arizona is more the country’s trashcan or ashtray and I forgot my dumb joke.

0:09 - 0:11 is the fucking best.

Now if a freaking wild animal can sit neatly in a seat, WHY do we have to deal with manspreading?

I am one of them. I am a dyed in the wool GM guy, but I went Coyote over LS3 in 2014 because I hated the sight lines out of the Camaro. Corvettes have better visibility, and I’d sooner buy a used C6 than a new 5th Gen. I don’t think the 6th Gen is much better. All of that for some concept car styling, when, with the…

Joe-V-the-Volcano

They were a classic looks-discordant couple. I had a hard time conentrating on the stories because I kept thinking “Couldn’t she have done better? His head is shaped like a peanut shell.”

But it’s not the company’s job to correct that problem. It’s the government that sets the rules the company operates by. The government could raise the minimum wage.

A BAC of 0.10 in Floyd is a 0.11 in Catanzaro because he always blows an extra point.

Did the damage to the i3 improve the overall look of the vehicle?

Justice League 2: Justice Boogaloo

I for one have never understood why they call it “manslaughter.” What man? And why is he laughing?

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

The LS is the most powerful, comfortable, and boring Camry you can buy.

When I first saw the trailer I was like...

Dude, he was 95. This isn’t 2016's fault. Stahp.

I had more CEL’s in my Focus ST in the 3.5 years I had it than 3 different VAG products combined across 15 years of ownership...

To be fair to him, this was a long time ago and he was young (maybe 20s?) so he might be less of a dick now.