Whether or not the Blue Jays make the playoffs, they will soon be dwarfed by the massive media coverage that will accompany the ceremonies and celebrations as the Maple Leafs honor 50 seasons since the franchise last appeared in the Stanley Cup finals.

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

He only made the putt because someone in the crowd told the ball to “get in the hole.”

I couldn’t tell you my neighbor’s name either.

Trump: same answer + 1000 words of nothing related to the question + 500 words of self-assured bullshit + “Crooked Hillary”= President

Seems to me libertarianism is about as American as it gets. Socially inclusive yet wanting freedom from overbearing government. Problem is, few people know what the Libertarian Party is about and think it’s some sort of anarchist Republican spin off

+1. Nailed it.

Tebow’s god decided it didn’t like all the attention Fernandez’s god was getting.

This is the darkest timeline

I, for one, am all for more wacky sports bloopers

Sure, but I don’t care about any of that.

This rule will be changed immediately after the Patriots befuddle the Ravens with it.

Oooooh, BASIC burn!

Jesus Christ. I mean, he needed three extra days of rest, and they expect Fernandez to go on just one?

Damn rough way for Arnold Palmer to go

If he’s wearing an NFL hat, I’m thinking that’s the concussion protocol doctor. Which leads to the question, do they have a concussion protocol doctor for the concussion protocol doctor?

Marcus Mariota drove the Titans down the field in under two minutes, down 7. Completed a pass that would have taken them inside the five with less than 30 seconds left, receiver gets stood up and they wrestle around for a while as forward progress got stopped. Lewan comes FLYING in like a fucking missile and rams…

It works on so many levels. Three. Three levels.

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