Slow clap for the security guards in Saint-Etienne who allowed explosives and flares into the stadium. Good job, fellas!

Yes you do. Yes you fucking do.

Ball don’t lie, the better amateur team won.

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

LeBron James wears 23

Vince Williams: [falls in gorilla cage]

When people call the NHL a Mom and Pop league I didn’t realize it was because they’re not letting us go out with our friends on school nights.

Nice for Tom to use a modified version of ex-Maryland governor Martin O’Malley’s presidential campaign slogan.

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

Interestingly, this actually does offend 9 out of 10 Native Americans.

Odor: “Hey, man. How’d the date go last night?”

I mean, I see the laces, but it sure looked like the defender was loafin’.

When you mentioned he killed a copperhead, I was really hoping it was Carrot Top.

Pickles? Opinion invalid. No wonder Texas sucks.

He didn’t Czech himself and thus wrecked himself.

I don’t know.... as a Flyers fan myself, I subjectively feel the refs probably gave the games to Pittsburgh because they’re big stupid cheaters.

Disagree. As a flyers fan I hate both these teams, so I can be objective about the series.

this is a flawed playoff system. When the two best teams in both conferences are playing in conference semi finals instead of the finals, you have a problem. Im ok with the first round set up, but screw the brackets, just reseed and move on. Last night we lost one team who should have been in the conference finals,…

“Fucking amateur,” according to Aaron Hernandez.

Any stabs as why they booted Ray Lewis?